Hey Monster, Hands Off My City is a 2017 comedy horror film directed by comedian Michael Meehan. The film stars Johnny Steele, Reggie Steele, Michael Meehan, Jorge Scott, and Johnny La. The movie is a blend of satire, horror, and absurdist comedy, featuring a monster rampaging through San Francisco and a cast of quirky characters. Plot. The story follows two San Francisco homicide detectives investigating a series of half-eaten corpses across the city. Their search leads to a monstrous creature pursued by a mute gunman on a unicycle. As panic spreads, a group of seniors known as "The Gun Grannies" arms themselves to confront the beast. Meanwhile, the corrupt mayor and police chief, bribed by executives of Krazy Kola, dismiss the crisis. A young Urban Ranger befriends the monster, adding a heartfelt twist to the chaos.